The “Man” The “Myth” The “Moustache”

**Under Construction** Updated 3/30/2025

“Day Job” – Consist Media

We help small businesses with marketing and technology. Focusing on websites (even better than this one!), email marketing, social media, and more.

Other “Projects”

• PDX Fast Foodie – I appreciate food, I do not appreciate tomatoes.
• Notnerd – Helping the world tech better with a weekly live show and more.
• SideFront Events – I love music and DJing. Event DJ and I have a weekly gig in downtown Portland.
• Some others that have been neglected.

“Collections”

• I have a huge collection and passion for trucker hats that I’m working on documenting.
• Can koozies are amazing, and I have lots of them.
• There are more tripods and selfie sticks in my possession than any human could possibly need.
• I have a closet full of t-shirts, but I have mostly stopped collecting them as I have matured into a growing collection of short sleeve plaid shirts.